Sunday, September 10, 2006

I'M BACK FROM OUTER SPACE

It's nice to do this again after several months.
It's become a hobby, really.
I actually caught myself off guard, smiling while reading these googled quotes.
They kind of inspired me to create some of my own.
Oh don't worry. I probably will.

“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example”

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”
---Kathleen Mifsud

“There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn”
----Chinese Proverbs quotes

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
----Ian Fleming


“A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up”
----Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.”
---B. Earl Puckett

“There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love”

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
----Lupe Velez

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
----Lana Turner

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