God never closes doors. Not gently, that is.
He bangs them. Bangs them shut so loudly you get deaf and can't hear anything fora while.
And then you wait for him to open that window.
But he doesn't. You've been waiting forever, and he doesn't do it.
Tick tock. He still doesn't do it, and you're running out of time.
Shit.
But then you remember that you don't really have to wait for Him to open the window.
DUH.
He never locked it.
It's always been open, and you just need to get up and part the curtains.
Part the curtains!!!!