Tuesday, August 15, 2006

BODY ODOR

Hi!!! This is very very childish, annoying to some extent, but this will keep me cracking up for the next ten days I swear! If you want to reminisce the good ole grade school and high school days, read this. This goes out to all Miriam Yellow Batch 2000 girls who have never left high school after all --- in mind and heart, like Cookie and me....

cuxragasa: so what's up?
zinzin: well holiday dyan diba sa bday ko?
zinzin: dito rin, coz it's prophet mohammed's birthday
cuxragasa: wow!!! so kabirthday mo pala si prophet mohammed!! happy birthday zins!
cuxragasa: and prophet mohammed
zinzin: hhehehe
zinzin: yup
zinzin: tom bday ni madonna
cuxragasa: talaga? well sya ata idol ni pops fernandez kasi lumabas sya sa FHM . . tapos nagpapabata sya! yung lips nya pinakapal nya!
zinzin: YUCKY lang talaaga
cuxragasa: oo! pero kawawa kasi afectado sya sa pagkabuntis ni martin sa ibang babae
zinzin: nakabuntis si martin?
zinzin: sino?
cuxragasa: haha!!! si ********, non-showbiz
zinzin: ***********?
zinzin: gagee may batchmate tayo na ganon diba
zinzin: hindi siya yun?
cuxragasa: hindi! alam ko yung sinasabi mo, friend ko yun
cuxragasa: pero dko pinapansin kapag nasa up! hehe
zinzin: hahaha
zinzin: kasi parang may BO siya dati eh
zinzin: i hope wala kang BO nung high school
cuxragasa: hahaha pawisin kasi!
zinzin: siguro super baho mo
zinzin: kasi sporty ka eh
cuxragasa: huy wala naman! alam ko mapawis yung kilikili ko pero walang amoy!
zinzin: tapos super baho ng kilikili mo
zinzin: syempre hindi mo naaamoy
zinzin: pero naaamoy ng iba
zinzin: kala mo naaamoy mo si ***********
zinzin: pero sarili mo talaga yun
zinzin: diba? think abt it
cuxragasa: hahaha gageee ka! alalahanin mo? may BO ba ako nung HS?
zinzin: i think so
zinzin: i think everyone knew that
zinzin: parang, they just never talked abt it kasi mom mo si mama cynth
zinzin: kasi diba laging nasa school si mama cynth
zinzin: so tatakot mga tao
cuxragasa: SERYOSO????!!!! hindi nga zeena? excuse me wala akong BO no!
cuxragasa: nung grade school may possibility kasi tamad ako maligo nung mga grade 1-4 ako pero naging clean girl nako after!
cuxragasa: seryoso zeena may BO ako nung HS?
zinzin: ummmm
zinzin: wag na natin pag usapan cooks
zinzin: oks lang
zinzin: next topic
cuxragasa: gageee mo! shit talaga may BO ako nung hs? nakakahiya!
zinzin: ok lang at least ok na ngayon
zinzin: wag ka magalit a?
cuxragasa: talaga? shit hindi ko alam yun
cuxragasa: as in super BO? sigurado ka ako yun?
zinzin: ewan ko ha, pero leave it behind, it's all in the past
zinzin: nag dedeodorant ka na ngayon?
cuxragasa: oo naman! forever naman ako nagdeodorant no!
cuxragasa: parati akong amoy BO or once lang?
zinzin: im not sure. the first time i smelled you like that, super di na ko humihinga pag nandyan ka eh'
cuxragasa: seryoso?? huy grabe ka naman!!!
cuxragasa: ganun ba ako kabaho??
zinzin: hindi naman
zinzin: wala lang
zinzin: it could be worse next time diba?
cuxragasa: haha talaga? parang kasi i never thought na amoy BO ako
cuxragasa: baka naman kasi super exercise tayo nun tapos pati ikaw din nagamoy BO ka
zinzin: i never had a problem with that eh
zinzin: pero ikaw alam ko naamoy na talaga kita
cuxragasa: yan ang kala mo, ako rin ang alam ko i never had a problem with BO pero apparently meron pala
zinzin: JOKE LAAAAAAAANG!!!
cuxragasa: so may BO nga ako?
zinzin: wala nga!
zinzin: JOKe LANG
zinzin: hahaha
cuxragasa: nakakainis ka! i knew it!
cuxragasa: pero seryoso? are you telling me this just for the sake of me not continuing this topic?
zinzin: hahahahaha
zinzin: NO JOKE LANG NGA EH
zinzin: SUPER WALA
zinzin: kakatawa to i will post this on my blog i swear!!!!!!!
cuxragasa: huy tumigil ka!!! dont you dare post that!
cuxragasa: shit ka! wag mo lagay sa blog mo please?

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COOKIE AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. THE ABOVE WAS JUST A PRACTICAL JOKE THAT WE BOTH ENJOYED, AND I SWEAR . . . SHE'S ONE OF THE CLEANEST, NICEST-SMELLING WOMEN I KNOW, AND THEREFORE SHE'S NEVER HAD TROUBLE IN THE ARMPIT DEPARTMENT OR ELSEWHERE IN HER BODY. SHE'S ALWAYS USED DEODORANT AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO. SO COOKIE DID NOT, DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER HAVE BODY ODOR.
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