ambivalent

I took an online quiz this morning to find out my relationship style. You can now roll your eyes.

According to them experts, there are three categories that people can fall under when it comes to dealing with relationships:

ISOLATORS
If you are an Isolator, you need a lot of personal space. Isolators minimize emotion, are often guarded and unconsciously push people away, keeping them at a distance.

FUSER
If you are a Fuser, you have an insatiable appetite for closeness and don't like being alone. Fusers crave attention and are sometimes described as clingy.

AMBIVALENT
If you are an Ambivalent, you are a little bit of both. Ambivalents like to pull away, yet they want to feel close at the same time. They can also be confusing and hard to read.

The quiz results say that I am ambivalent, based on my childhood experiences.
This means that I am “uniquely qualified to have a successful relationship with a partner from either category: Fusers or Isolators”. This excited me a lot. I know now that I can end up with a yuppie or a hippie and I’ll be fine.

I’m so ambivalent I can date a plant! Quite relieved, actually.
Better yet, as an ambivalent I can also choose to be temporarily asexual. And not mind relationships yet.