The Ex Survey...

Got this from LA's bulletin on Friendster....
lets see if I can get through it.

1. Longest relationship:
-- 2 and a half years

2. Shortest relationship:
-- 3 wonderful months

3. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have
you said "I Love You" to and meant it?:
-- that's a tough question

4. Have you ever loved someone so much
that it hurt?
--yes

5. Have you ever made a boyfriend or
girlfriend cry?:
-- yes once but I just really wanted to see the tears. Wouldn't let him go without making him look weak.

6. Are you happier single or in a
relationship?:
-- i try to be happy either way. happiness is a choice, no matter the circumstance.

7. Have you ever been cheated on?:
-- yes. It hurt like hell. Like someone just locked you up in the freezer and you don't know when you'll get out.

8. Have you ever broken someone's
heart?
-- yes he was the sweetest thing in the world and i was a monster

9. Talk to any of your exes?:
-- yeah a couple of times

10. If you could go back in time and
change things so you could still be
with one of your exes, would you?:
-- well, no. seriously.

11. Think any of your exes feel the
same way?
-- i guess so. im an old cow to them. (old cow, new cow theory from the movie Someone Like You)

12. Have you dated someone older than
you?:
-- yes 16 years older. George Clooney-ish. Winner!

12. Do you regret anything that you
have done with a boyfriend or
girlfriend?:
-- never

13. Do you believe everyone deserves a
second chance?:
-- maybe.

14. Believe in love at first sight?:
-- yes! but i havent experienced it! i want to!

15. Ever dated two people at the same
time?:
-- yes

16. Ever been given an engagement
ring?:
-- no

17. Do you want to get married?:
-- maybe, maybe not

18. Do you have something to say to any
of your exes?
-- yes. fuck off! (he already did, actually.)

19. Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or
girlfriend?:
-- never

20. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend
or girlfriend?
-- no

21. Does heartbreak really feel as bad
as it sounds?:
-- worse. but i always get over it. always.
forward, always forward!