My friends and I had a heavy night last weekend. Heavy in the sense that we were getting deep into relationships (or the lack of 'em), touching all aspects of love, and getting all silly with some German beer and cosmopolitans. And I realized that there are far more important questions that the ones we always ask each other. So love and sex will have to take a backseat right now, because we need to find out about more relevant stuff, like will we ever get away with wearing something that's not black? Or how do we get rid of our fats? And the most important question of all, are there free almonds at the place we're invading tonight?
We all have our problems. But let's chuck the vague, unanswerable ones out and concentrate on the things that will make us happier and produce instant, visible results.
Now where the hell is that girdle.
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