Monday, October 19, 2009
Obama: Don't Arrest Medical Marijuana Users
The Obama administration deems the apprehension of medical marijuana users a complete waste of time and efforts. As long as their usage is in compliance with state laws, they can keep on smoking away. This is actually a shining example of how the government is aligning federal law with state regulations, avoiding confusion among citizens. Thirteen states in the land of the free are ok to use ganja to cure certain illnesses and conditions. I am too lazy to do further research, but according to a medical marijuana website, it can cure beriberi, constipation, female weakness, gout, malaria, rheumatism, and absent-mindedness.
But also, this move by the government could create problems in California, where it is legal to use cannabis for treatment. As we all know, it is also home to a multi-million maryjane mob that Mexican cartels had instigated a long long time ago. So we have legitimate patients, and them junkies. Sickies and junkies coming together? Why not. They could create a new genre of music. Or go forth and multiply and produce sick junkie offspring. Cannabis in the mom's placenta, in the cookie jar, in the ketchup, on the coffee table. Not bad.
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