I am so bored at work right now.
I'm trying to eat my salad in a funny way so I can make myself laugh.
How many ways are there to eat a salad?
Just stab those leaves with your fork and ram the stuff in your mouth.
I am trying to muster enough strength of character to resist the temptation of starting a food fight in the newsroom.
But that's the only thing I really want to do right this minute.