Today I interviewed a bunch of UAE nationals about their career prospects.
They are all so lucky.
Jobs await them even before they step out of college.
Companies are eager to employ them to up their Emiratization numbers.
We used to have that kind of thing earlier this century.
What a big joke.
Now we're spread all over the world and don't have plans of going back home to work.

Speaking of work, I am so bored.
There's no breaking news, just my skin breaking out.
There's no big event, just my big fat ass stuck to the chair.
There's no extraordinary person to interview, just my extraordinary dislike for idleness in the office.
I am so bored.

Speaking of work, I am going to work out later.
It's high time I flush the McDonalds gunk out of my system.