I'm waiting for someone to just freak me out.
It seems to me that people get more boring and uninspired.
Is it because I'm getting old? Or maybe Dubai is not as colorful as Manila.
Not as complicated, vile, unpredictable, gay, perverted and sponstaneous as Dubai.
So no one can really freak me out. Not a Pakistani near the beach holding his willy while looking at hot white girls. Not a taxi driver trying to cop a feel.
Nothing. Nothing at all.
So will someone just freak me out, electricute me and burn my senses.
Spill your drink, take my hand, let's board a plane in the next five minutes.
Let's not stop feeling!