Roy greets me on Facebook chat with an Ang Pagbabalik ni Leon Guerrero video and news that he is once again in love.
That is disgusting.
Not because it's Roy trying to share his soft side with me, but because he's been saying that every month.
He's always in love it's a joke.
What happened to that girl he claimed was his high school love?
He dumped her by not replying to her text messages simply because it was taking a toll on his mobile card spending. What an ass.
And that singer at some bar in Ajman?
Well, he used the office phone to shamelessly flirt with her for a whole week.
Then he quit her cold turkey and said she was a slut.
Whoa whoa whoa.
And now he is in love again.
With a woman he will probably dump before seeing her for the second time.
Roy, you don't do that.
You don't claim you're in love with a girl for shits and giggles and then drop her like a hot tamale.
And spit out her name to your friends like sour milk.
I would prefer if you said you were just in it for the cookie.
And that you didn't have the patience to woo her for more than a week before she puts out.
Good thing I am Roy's friend.
If Mama Becky by any chance became his, she would really let him have it.