Diabetic much?

Kitkat recently came out with a dark version.
My favorite break time buddy is healthier and yummier and keeps me alive at 5 PM in the office.
Three more hours to go and I can jauntily bounce off to wherever I want to go.
Which is usually home.
But honestly I don't really want to eat anything sugary.
I'm kind of psyching myself to be allergic to sweets.
Or anything or anyone sweet.
Is that even possible?
If I had a better option I would ditch this biatch.
But right now it's the best wake-upper the convenience store.
Give me a break.