Ever heard of sulphur burps and farts?
That is the grossest form of flatulence that exists.
It's like farting from the mouth and the butt.
And it smells like death and makes you wonder what you could have done to deserve it.
You're basically a walking fart machine.
Belch here, belch there.
It's like your stomach suddenly developed a mechanism for converting freshly inhaled air into rotten eggs.
I had it last weekend.
Recovering from it was like a second chance at life and being a woman.