Roy baffled me with a question on Facebook chat.
"Zeena, pano ba maging ninja?"
Oookay.
And I can't believe the answer is on the internet!
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Ninja
And Wikihow suggests that playing Parkour will actually lead to ninja-hood.
That is unbelievable.
So there is actually a possibility that Roy will eventually become a ninja.
Wow. Talk about waste of ambition.
No offense to ninjas, but seriously, do these guys have health insurance?
I sent the link to him anyway.
It's his call.
If he does become one in the near future, I'm going to consult Wikihow on how to become god.