Whenever something interesting happens to me, I always think. "I've got to blog this."
But I always forget to. So I don't have a single story to tell right now, but I do have random thoughts that I just want to get out of my chest before I finally hit the sack tonight.
It's been a long day.

1. I am constipated. Not for long I hope.
2. Planning a birthday party is exhausting! Will make sure to hibernate next year. Preferably in a spa.
3. There is no such thing as a prefect manicure. Look at mine.
4. I am a flexible person. I adjust to people's tastes, schedules, wishes. But I am no pushover. I want to impose my ideas on others. Like tonight. Fifi had wine because I wanted her to. Oookay that makes super powerful. Get lost.
5. I am not fat. Sometimes.

I'm sleepy. That's all for now. Good night!